Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
I am too lazy to be lazy.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
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