Anonymous Quote

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.