How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
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You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.
I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere.
Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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