You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing. Anonymous
What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies. Anonymous
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...