What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
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What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.
Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
