Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
Anonymous
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.
Anonymous
Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."
Anonymous