Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth. Anonymous
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious. Anonymous
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them. Anonymous
I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out? Anonymous
Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate. Anonymous
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife! Anonymous