Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
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Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.
I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
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