I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."
I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car.Anonymous
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!Anonymous
Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!Anonymous
A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.Anonymous
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.Anonymous
Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car.Anonymous
Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not.Anonymous