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Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."

Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.

I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car.

Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Me sarcastic? Never.

You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.