I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.
I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.
Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
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