Anonymous Quote

Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna?

Please cancel my subscription to your issues.

Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.