You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
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Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna?
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