Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. Anonymous
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes. Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous