Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.
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Smile while you still have teeth.
I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
A joke is a very serious thing.
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.
When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
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