I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
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Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
4 out 3 people struggle with math.
If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?
I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season.
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.
My husband is like Math, can't be contradicted.
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
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