I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you. Anonymous
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math. Anonymous
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care? Anonymous
A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator. Anonymous
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Anonymous
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous
When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers. Anonymous