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Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.