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I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude.

I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.