Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.
Anonymous
Instead of LOL why don't you try LOLWKASF: Laughing Out Loud While Keeping A Straight Face.
Anonymous
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!
Anonymous
I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm really scared, you guys.
Anonymous
My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.
Anonymous
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
Anonymous
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Anonymous