Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
Anonymous
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
Anonymous
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
Anonymous
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
Anonymous