Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 5 minutes.
Anonymous
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.
Anonymous
No, no, I'm listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.
Anonymous
I was told to check my attitude. I did, and it's still there.. it hasn't gone anywhere. What's the problem?
Anonymous
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
Anonymous
The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.
Anonymous
If you ever get an email about pork, ham, salt, and preservatives, don't open it. It's spam
Anonymous