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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. Anonymous

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If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running. Anonymous

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Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill. Anonymous

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I'm not bored of being quarantined, last night I even struck up a conversation with a spider. Turns out he's a web designer. Anonymous

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When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me. Anonymous

Life Quotes People Quotes Think Quotes

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! Anonymous

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Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous

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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous

Marriage Quotes Wife Quotes

Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. Anonymous

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Men are like bank accounts.<br/>
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. - Anonymous

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. Anonymous

Analogies Money Quotes

I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people. Anonymous

People Quotes Short Quotes

Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls. Anonymous

Drinking Sayings

The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders. Anonymous

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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it. Anonymous

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Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments. Anonymous

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