The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. Albert Einstein
Never forget those who helped you along the way... Google, Wikipedia and Dictionary. Anonymous
Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it. Anonymous
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness. Anonymous
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. George Burns
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly. Anonymous
They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it. Anonymous
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you. Anonymous
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera. Anonymous
Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them. Anonymous