Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Anonymous
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Anonymous
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Anonymous
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You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.
Anonymous
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
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