Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours. Anonymous
I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes. Anonymous
Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day. Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful. Anonymous
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible? Anonymous
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. Anonymous
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing? Anonymous