All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Steven Alexander Wright
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. Anonymous
Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Anonymous
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite. Anonymous
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. Anonymous
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too. Anonymous
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. Anonymous
I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up. Anonymous