All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Steven Alexander Wright
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. Anonymous
Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Anonymous
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous