Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Anonymous
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Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
Anonymous
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
Anonymous
What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.
Anonymous
My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
Anonymous