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A man's home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Anonymous

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know. Anonymous

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I'm so lazy that I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries. Anonymous

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The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not. Anonymous

Moments

That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound make whale mating sounds. Anonymous

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: "Act normal, you are innocent." Anonymous

We're all brave in our own way. For example, I'm not afraid of raw cookie dough. Anonymous

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Hardest thing ever: Controlling your laughter at serious times. Anonymous

Short Quotes

When someone asks "Are you crazy?" Just answer "Yes" to end that conversation. Anonymous

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I don't care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive. Anonymous

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