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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think "Wow, my house looks awesome!"
Anonymous
You come from dust and you'll return to dust, so that's why I never dust. It could be someone I know.
Anonymous
If someone is laughing, then laugh with them. If someone is singing, then sing them. If someone is working, let them work... you don't want to ruin their concentration.
Anonymous
I'm staying up past midnight this New Year's eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.
Anonymous
They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can't make coffee without water.
Anonymous