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I'm always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.
Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep.
I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.
I'm slowly becoming an adult... please make it stop.
I'm not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.
Me watching Olympics: Woah! That was outstanding! Announcer: Another devastating mistake.
That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
What if there was no Google? Good question.. I'll have to Google it.
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
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