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Here's to another day of outward smiles and inward screams. Anonymous

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn't loan them out to strangers. Anonymous

Computers

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado. Anonymous

Unfortunately code brown doesn't mean someone brought chocolate. Anonymous

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there's the ring, and then you wake up. Anonymous

Marriage Quotes

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor. Anonymous

Moments

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja. Anonymous

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low. Anonymous

Phone

My phone is like my lover, it's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning! Anonymous

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Let the world say you are crazy, then you are free to do what you want. Anonymous

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