Latest quotes in the order they were added.
Ever looked at your ex and wondered... was I drunk the entire relationship?
Where do I see myself in a year? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap.
My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop.
Can we start the weekend again? I wasn't ready.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.
I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's like 7 years in a row now.
Target cashier: Did you find everything you were looking for? Me: First of all, I wasn't looking for ANY of this.
Less is more, unless it's kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.
