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Latest quotes in the order they were added.
I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2010. Anonymous
My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes. Anonymous
I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone. Anonymous
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous
My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. Anonymous