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Whoever said "Out of sight, out of mind" never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
This too shall pass... It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying.
I love all mythical creatures... vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.
I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won't let me.
I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.
When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift. That's why we call it the "present."
If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?
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