Latest Funny Quotes

Home / Latest Funny Quotes Page 1

Latest quotes in the order they were added.

Why can't the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. Anonymous

I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2010. Anonymous

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. - Anonymous

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. Anonymous

Computers Short Quotes

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes. - Anonymous

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes. Anonymous

Facebook Friend Quotes Short Quotes

I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone. Anonymous

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous

Beer Quotes Drinking World Quotes

How can you hurt someone with words? Hit them with a dictionary. Anonymous

Questions Short Quotes

My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. Anonymous

Love Quotes Marriage Quotes

Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. Anonymous

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
Next Page »