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When I get to work, I always hide first... because a good worker is always hard to find. Anonymous

I don't know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours. Anonymous

Chocolate is the best investment, you buy a 7oz bar and you gain 2lbs. Anonymous

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye. Anonymous

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time. Anonymous

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey. Hey, Hey Mickey! Face it, you didn't read that, you sang it. Anonymous

True love isn't about what's on the outside, it's about what's on the inside.... the wallet. Anonymous

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When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I'm a blackjack dealer... Anonymous

One day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my lap. Anonymous

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