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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life. Anonymous

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I can't wait until I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear. Anonymous

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My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them. Anonymous

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Happiness is a long walk, with a dog. Anonymous

Animals Dog Quotes Happy Quotes

A new kitten will turn your house upside down and at the same time make everything seem right. Anonymous

Animals Cat Quotes

Today I decided to do some manly work. I sat down on the couch and I'm watching TV. It's hard but it's necessary. Anonymous

Man Quotes Work Quotes

When I say "Good night," I'm just sending you off to bed, I'm not going to sleep! Anonymous

Sleep Quotes

Yawning is the body's way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining. Anonymous

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won't kill it, I'd buy another house. Anonymous

Money Quotes

I changed my alarm clock sound with an applause, it's the least I deserve for waking up at 7am. Anonymous

Work Quotes

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