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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think "Wow, my house looks awesome!" Anonymous

You come from dust and you'll return to dust, so that's why I never dust. It could be someone I know. Anonymous

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. Anonymous

If someone is laughing, then laugh with them. If someone is singing, then sing them. If someone is working, let them work... you don't want to ruin their concentration. Anonymous

I'm staying up past midnight this New Year's eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. Anonymous

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro. Anonymous

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing? - Anonymous

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing? Anonymous

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can't make coffee without water. Anonymous

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest. Anonymous

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway. Anonymous

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