Anonymous Quote

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!

Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.

If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.

I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this."