Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion. Anonymous
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life. Anonymous
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary. Anonymous
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee. Anonymous