Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?
just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal. Anonymous
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous
Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls. Anonymous
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. Anonymous
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident. Anonymous
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight. Anonymous
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! CoolFunnyQuotes.com