Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.
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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
I only want one thing from fake people: distance.
I don't know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
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