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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Prescribed laughter
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available. Anonymous
Witty Quotes
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty.
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was. Anonymous
Love Quotes Marriage Quotes Money Quotes
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion. Anonymous
Facebook Moments Short Quotes
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If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous
Love Quotes Short Quotes World Quotes
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! - Anonymous
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! Anonymous
Exercise Quotes Short Quotes Wise Quotes
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Anonymous
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. Anonymous
Life Quotes Sayings Stupid Quotes
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! - Anonymous
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! Anonymous
Work Quotes
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. Anonymous
Sleep Quotes Top 100 Work Quotes
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. Anonymous
Short Quotes Top 100 Work Quotes
You can trust your dog to guard your house.
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes Eat Quotes
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous
Happy Quotes People Quotes Sayings
How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
 Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes Questions
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday. - Anonymous
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Anonymous
Work Quotes
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. - Anonymous
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous
Happy Quotes Marriage Quotes
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog. Anonymous
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