Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
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Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
Anonymous
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
Anonymous
My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
Anonymous
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
Anonymous
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
Anonymous