I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that."
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done. Anonymous
I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor. Anonymous
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. Anonymous
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is. Anonymous
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do. Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous