I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that."
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He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor.
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads.
I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.
Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours."
I wonder what people do with all the time they save by writing "K" instead of "OK."
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.
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