I didn't like my beard at first... then it grew on me.
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.
I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor.
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
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