Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.
Anonymous
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
Anonymous
Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
Anonymous
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Anonymous
Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.
Anonymous