The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge. Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. Anonymous
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. Anonymous
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand. Anonymous