Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance.
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
I am too lazy to be lazy.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
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