Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.
Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.
I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing.
I love all mythical creatures... vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.
Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.
It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins.
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.
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