Anonymous Quote

Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.

Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins.

Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.

My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.

You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.

You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.

Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.

Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through.