Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through.
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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.
If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more.
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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