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They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.

Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill.

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?

I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"

Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF $1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT."

I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.