My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. Anonymous
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. Anonymous
You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel! Anonymous
Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse. Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous