My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. Anonymous
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. Anonymous