I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous