If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
More Quotes by Anonymous
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
CoolFunnyQuotes.com © 2019