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I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
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Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
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Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.
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