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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?

"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.

Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

If every day is a gift, then today I got socks.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"