Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...
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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
If every day is a gift, then today I got socks.
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day.
Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
I'm slowly becoming an adult... please make it stop.
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"
An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
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