Anonymous Quote

A day without coffee is like something without something.

Anonymous

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Anonymous

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Anonymous

If every day is a gift, then today I got socks.

Anonymous

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day.

Anonymous

Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Anonymous

On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.

Anonymous

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.

Anonymous

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"

Anonymous

An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.

Anonymous

If every day is a gift, then today I got socks.

Anonymous

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Anonymous

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Anonymous

Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Anonymous

"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.

Anonymous

If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?

Anonymous

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Anonymous

I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

Anonymous

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein