Anonymous Quote

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein

I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

Anonymous

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Anonymous

If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?

Anonymous

"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.

Anonymous

Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Anonymous

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Anonymous

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Anonymous

If every day is a gift, then today I got socks.

Anonymous

An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.

Anonymous

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"

Anonymous

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.

Anonymous

On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.

Anonymous

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

Anonymous