Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.
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If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.
Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.
I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.
I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.
I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients.
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home!
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