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A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home!
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Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
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Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
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If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.
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Don't vacuum and listen to loud music on your headphones in the same time. I finished three rooms until I realized the vacuum wasn't even on.
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My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
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