Me: "I need help around here!" Then me again "No, not like that, here I'll do it."
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Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough.
Me sarcastic? Never.
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.
Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?
Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
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