Me: "I need help around here!" Then me again "No, not like that, here I'll do it."
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot." Anonymous
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work. Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! Anonymous
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me. Anonymous
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. Anonymous
I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough. Anonymous