Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Anonymous
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts? Anonymous
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today. Anonymous
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net. Anonymous
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself. Anonymous
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet. Anonymous