Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.
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In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
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