Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart.
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase.
My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you're talking and not hear a single word you said.
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
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