Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
A relationship with a best friend is like a sugarcane... You can crush it, shred it, grind it, squeeze it and it's still sweet.
Anonymous
Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
Anonymous
It's not boring staying in the house for weeks in a row. But how come one bag of rice has 48,356 gains and the other 47,998?
Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
Anonymous
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
Anonymous