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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.

The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.

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SayingsKnow

Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.

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StupidSayings

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

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AnimalsDog

Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill.

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QuestionsTime

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A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?

Anonymous

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

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StatementsMomentsFriend

Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side.

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ShortQuestions

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

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StupidDrinkingBeer

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

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ShortSayings
Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.

Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.

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Drinking

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I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.

I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.

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Short

My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.

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ShortWiseSayings

Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.

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Life
A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own.

A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own.

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ShortMoments
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!

I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!

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ThinkWifePeople

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

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