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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

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For 2014 I wish you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of great health and 525600 lucky minutes! Happy New Year!

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

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I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

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My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.

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If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.

If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.

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I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store.

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Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.

Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.

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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?

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When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

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Dear Humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet.

Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

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Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.

Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.

A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own.

A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own.

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