Anonymous Quote

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

Anonymous

Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

Anonymous

Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.

Jade Lebea

"Don't worry you'll live." What are you a doctor or something?

Anonymous

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Art Buchwald

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

Charles M. Schulz

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

Anonymous

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

Anonymous

When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.

Anonymous

What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.

Anonymous

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...

Anonymous

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

Anonymous

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

Anonymous

I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.

Anonymous

Smile while you still have teeth.

Anonymous

Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.

Anonymous

Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.

Anonymous

Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.

Anonymous

Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade."

Anonymous