I survived the great toilet paper scare of 2020.
Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet. Anonymous
You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example. Anonymous
New year resolution: Complete the resolutions I set in 2019, that were actually from 2018, passed down from 2017, originally from 2016, actually set in 2015, that all began in 2014 but truly started in 2013. Anonymous
If your New Years Resolution was to eat out less, you're killing it. Anonymous
I'm still trying to figure out how "wash your hands often" translates into "buy all the toilet paper you can find." Anonymous