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Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.

Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.