It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
I am too lazy to be lazy.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
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