My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
I can't finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.
I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing.
Whenever I have a headache I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.
I love all mythical creatures... vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.
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