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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound make whale mating sounds. Anonymous
Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away. Anonymous
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word. - Anonymous
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word. Anonymous
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If you like water then you already like 70% of me. Anonymous
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to run in and grab a 36-pack of toilet paper as soon as the store opens. This message will auto-flush in 5 seconds. Anonymous
If only my teeth were as white as my legs. - Anonymous
If only my teeth were as white as my legs. Anonymous
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When things get hot, they expand, so I'm just getting warmer, not gaining weight. Anonymous
Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn't loan them out to strangers. Anonymous
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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn't taste as good as you expected. Anonymous
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I'm trying to be awesome today, but I'm too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday. Anonymous
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One day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my lap. Anonymous
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When I see someone wearing a pink shirt I'm like, What are you hunting? Flamingos? Anonymous
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? - Anonymous
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
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Now that I'm quarantined, I finally realize that my only true hobbies were shopping and eating out. Anonymous
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The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection. - Anonymous
The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection. Anonymous
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