Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Now that I'm quarantined, I finally realize that my only true hobbies were shopping and eating out.
Anonymous
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.
Anonymous
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
Anonymous
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"
Anonymous