Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
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My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.
Anonymous
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to run in and grab a 36-pack of toilet paper as soon as the store opens. This message will auto-flush in 5 seconds.
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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster so now we have to sit here until the store closes.
Anonymous
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
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