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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

My brain says "Let's do something exciting today" but my body says "Don't listen to that fool." Anonymous

You come from dust and you'll return to dust, so that's why I never dust. It could be someone I know. Anonymous

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. Anonymous

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away. Anonymous

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes. Anonymous

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I hate math... but I love counting money. Anonymous

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I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back. Anonymous

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can't eat anything when I'm asleep! Anonymous

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True love isn't about what's on the outside, it's about what's on the inside.... the wallet. Anonymous

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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster so now we have to sit here until the store closes. Anonymous

Today I told my daughter she's giving me a headache! She told me "For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer." Anonymous

From now I'm going on a strict diet.... Oh look, burger and fries! Anonymous

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If zombies ever attack, just go to Costco. They have strong walls, years of food supplies, and Zombies can't get in because they don't have a membership card. Anonymous

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I'll let you do my job. Anonymous

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When I get to work, I always hide first... because a good worker is always hard to find. Anonymous

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