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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone. Anonymous

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Whoever said "Out of sight, out of mind" never had a spider disappear in their bedroom. Anonymous

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I wish my wallet came with free refills. Anonymous

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I love all mythical creatures... vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen. Anonymous

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Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep. Anonymous

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I'm not stubborn, my way is just better than yours. Anonymous

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won't judge you. Anonymous

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night. Anonymous

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Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section. Anonymous

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What if there was no Google? Good question.. I'll have to Google it. Anonymous

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I'm a ninja! No you're not. Did you see that? See what? Exactly! Anonymous

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The trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes. Anonymous

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My phone is like my lover, it's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning! Anonymous

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My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum. Anonymous

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We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack. Anonymous

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